The Zombie Apocalypse will most definitely catch most suckers off guard. The thing to remember is that to be a survivor you have to be on point, and aware of your surroundings at all times. Its all a numbers game really, for example, the more populous an area the worse it will be affected. People will be blissfully unaware of the airborne virus that is reanimating the corpses of the recently dead into infectious flesh devourers. The first few weeks will be tumultuous and most ignorant and stupid people will be knocked off quickly to feed the teeming zombie horde. The first and most important lesson in your education of the living dead is being able to identify a zombie. There will be no convenient warning signs, and proper quarantine will not be enforced until far too late in the game. With proper skills of observation you too can be prepared to spot threats on the fly.
How to spot a Zombie: a visual checklist
this checklist is built in with confidence percentages. Add the percentage values of each
numbered item based upon visual inspection. If the scores total 50% or more that is more
than enough to assume that they are a ghoul and appropriate supressive measures can follow
1. Does the individual have an awkward gate when they walk? (10%)
*don't mistake drunk people or hobbled veterans for zombies.
2. Do they respond to verbal communication with discernible speech? (10%)
* be keen for gurggling, moaning, or screeching, all of which are reason to keep a good buffer zone between
yourself and the suspicious bugaboo.
3. Do the smell wicked nasty, say like.... Corpsey? (20%)
4. Are they currently feasting upon the flesh of, or otherwise accosting random victims in their vicinity? (50%)
5. Are their eyes glossed over and hollow, locked on you, and are they moving towards you, arms outstretched? (50%)
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