Sunday, November 28, 2010

Ideas for sleeping arrangements.

    



     Now is a good time to discuss sleeping arrangements in post-apocalyptia. As we well know zombies cannot climb, so one of the safest and most readily available sleeping destinations is up a tree. All one will need is a climbing tree-stand like rednecks use to hunt with and some other basic equipment. To be safe, snatch a few tarps from a local hardware store, and some thermal clothing for winter time and a good sized knife. You can sling all that up with your ruck sack and beat it down the road like a good survivor should. When its time to retire for the evening, all you have to do is climb up a safe distance into a sturdy tree and anchor yourself in and string a tarp over your head. Its that easy and you have reliable, and safe sleeping without getting chewed on. Don't worry, you'll get used to sleeping strapped in sitting up right after a while, bring a neck pillow.

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