Monday, November 1, 2010

Always flee first, the best defense is separating yourself from the threat.


When you see the first signs of the undead, don't hesitate to flee to seclusion to collect yourself. Always have a safe house stocked with essentials for immediate flight. Flashlights, guns, ammunition, melee weapons, non perishable food items, water, gasoline, and most importantly a vehicle should all be a part of your safe house. Vagrancy is truly the best policy in the zombie wasteland. While human nature would tell us to hole up in a fortified area until help comes, the grim reality is.....help is not going to come. Eventually zombies will lay an unending siege to your location that if by sheer weight of numbers does not overwhelm your defenses, then they will block your escape when at last you are forced to move due to lack of supplies. The most advisable route to take is to have an emergency kit rat holed in an area you frequent. That will give you the breathing room you need to then make your flight to the safe house. This is critically important to your survival, there is no margin for error when the time to flee comes. For a lack of better terminology, be ready to, "bust a move," at the first sign of anything fishy, full out, assholes and elbows. Live to fight another day, only idiots and douche bags stand and fight. So to be brutally honest, to all those tubby, flat footed mouth-breathers that will be the first to get it...lose the weight and work on your cardio because there is no room or mercy for the weak during the apocalypse.

1 comment:

  1. Fun blog. Your subject is fairly narrow, I'm not sure you'll be able to expand. For the record, I'm anti-zombie.

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